Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Ladies: How To Know If You Are A Hoe

Lately a lot of women have been asking me, how are you suppose to know if you're Hoe? So me and my research team (A4One) sat down and had a deep discussion on the matter. 

Finally, after several minutes of thinking we came up with a scientific, error proof, and irrefutable method for determining if you are definitely and indefinitely a Hoe.
With this equation we proved over and over again someone was a hoe.

 Number of years sexually active DIVIDED by the number of partners.

# Of Years Sexually Active
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# Of Partners

If the number of partners exceed the number of years you've been sexually active you are without a doubt a HOE.

Here's the second equation for those who can't divide...


or 
# Of Partners   # Of Years Sexually Active = HOE or WHORE.

But wait, just wait... for those who thought they escaped this equation and ran around the house screaming... "YES! I'm not a HOE".

If and when (cause you will) reach double digit in partners guess what?...You Guessed it, you're a HOE.

So at this rate, if you started having sex at 16 and continue to with 2 partners per year by 21 most women will be Hoe's and/or Whores. This is why older men get them while they're young.


Hoe of Hoes...Kim Kardashian.

Contrary to popular belief most men are not hoes...

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Monday, September 26, 2011

KDAY Fresh Fest 2011

Had an awesome time partying and hanging out at the KDAY Fresh Fest Concert Saturday night. From local greats to mainstream artist it was truly an amazing show. Rocking to sold out venue was 2nd II None, Young Buck, Mack 10, WC, Twista, E-40, Game and the Featured artist West Coast Chronic. 
 KDAY Stage

 E-40 Killin'
 Game Goin in...
 Game Posing 
Rappers E-40, Kendrick Lamar, and Lakers Joe Smith
 Rappers Game and Young Buck
Game and Young 
Buck again goin in on G-Unot!!

This place was filled with the stickiest of Icky. It was everywhere I think some of the LAPD was selling it along with AEG. I swear you had to have at least an ounce to enter. Overall the performances were great and everyone had a good time partying to some West Classics. Tribute to Nate Dogg by E-40 and Tupac courtesy of Young Buck infused and energized the crowd in addition to the already epic performances. 


Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Havasu: A Love Story PT. 1


As promised, Part 1 of our ignorance...

We All Try...or do we?


Loving this song right now. Represents me in so many ways: Beliefs, Strength and Struggle. 

I Question everything at this point in my life and to hear this song helps a lot of the time with the One thing i'm NOT suppose to Question (according to some) RELIGION, makes absolutely no sense. 
As of now it warrants nothing but interrogation.

But i'll leave those who don't engage in discourse about anything (especially religious beliefs & practices) in the cocoon of ignorance they so enjoy. 

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Monday, September 19, 2011

Deadly...

The month of September had been a deadly one. It seems like I keep getting calls from people telling me someone else died. I'm at the point where I don't want to answer the phone anymore. From cold murder to    cancer, death seems to be catching everybody... but life goes on.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Women and Their Damn Hearts...


So I recently spoke with a friend who's been out of a relationship for a few months now, but so eagerly  jumped into another one. (scrrrrrr) 
Already?

One thing I've notice (observed) with a lot of women is you never give yourself time to heal or re-discover who you are as a person. 

FIND YOURSELF FIRST and then, FIND LOVE. 

For the ladies who saying... "I know who I am and what I want!!" 
Then WHY are you the Most Likely candidate to settle? hmmm...think about it.

In most cases, its the female who is mostly to the sacrifice (career, money, time, your life) for the male and in the process you forget what YOU want and what YOU set out for. In the process of looking for a significant other 

FIND YOURSELF FIRST and then, FIND LOVE.

or have your heart look like this pic ^ or carry that cup of bitter juice you so often drink.

Let me reiterate this...

FIND YOURSELF FIRST and then, FIND LOVE!


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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

A Love Story: HaVAsu




Had the greatest time to end the summer this year in HaVAsu. 
Most repeated and vulgar saying of the weekend courtesy of Lil Wayne..."...Wake up early in da mornin' EAT that PUSSY like cold pizza..."
hahahahahaha! I love it.


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